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Social justice warriors are members of the family Shakius Graspus Realitus, a group of carnivorous herd animals closely related to the common cow. SJWs are indigenous to the North American and European continents, where an unusually moderate and comfortable climate has allowed their populations to flourish. The species of SJW do not thrive outside of these habitats, as competitive and harsh environments are not conducive to their reproduction. For the naturalist who wishes to observe the SJW in its indigenous environment, they can be found congregating in great numbers at Wi-Fi hotspots, coffee shops, and the Washington Post. Etymology The